Author Archives: Indian Creek Farm

October Fun: Superpumpkins, Sunflower Maze, and the Apple of the Apocalypse.

WHEN 4.2 BILLION PEOPLE went outdoors Sunday night to stare at the sky, they spoke in mystical tones about the Blood Moon, the Supermoon, and the apocalyptic lunar tetrad. Farm Fans were different.  You instantly recognized the celestial Superpumpkin through … Continue reading

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10 Reasons to Visit the Farm Now, Including Free Brain Massages While Supplies Last.

You KNOW what Mother is about to say.  You can cover your ears, close your eyes, stomp your feet, and hold your breath.  But she is still gonna say it. Mother Nature is about to say, “Later, ‘maters!”  Yesterday was … Continue reading

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Sunflower Maze, Apple Mountain, $5 Value Bags, Your New Cidergarden, and 7 Kinds of Apples to Pick!

OH, THE APPLE DOES TEMPT.  Does it not?  Hardly matters whether you are an Original Sin subscriber or Fossil Record fanboy, the luscious apple entices all the same. But you dare not bite this one!  It is a Cortland apple and … Continue reading

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Huge Tomato Sale, Last Chance on Peaches and Pears, and Breaking News on 3 Big Events.

DEAR FARM FANATICS and bargain hunters:  A pressing report on the hottest crop sales and harvest opportunities.  Then we jump into major news about 3 farm events. WEEKDAY TOMATO SALE, ONLY 75¢ PER POUND:  Pick your own Beefsteak and Roma … Continue reading

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Save 50% on Pears; Big $2 Lily Sale; Pick Last Wave of Peaches; 50% Off Eggplant; Plentiful Tomatoes.

OKAY, FARM FANS, you deserve a holiday break.  So, we’re knocking off our typical newsletter nonsense—and knocking off some prices!  Here’s a pile of sales, deals, discounts, pitches, and bargains.  And a SAVE-THE-DATE for next weekend, Saturday, September, 12! Pick … Continue reading

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Fashion Forward Farm Outing: Pick Pears for Only 99¢/lb, and Pick Fresh Peaches, Apples, Tomatoes.

PEAR-SHAPED LADS AND LADIES, now is your time to shine.  You look great.  All of you Bartlett Botticellis will please take center stage on the runway as we unveil our ravishing late August collection. Ravissante!  When peaches enter their final … Continue reading

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Tomatoes Climb Apple Trees While Donuts Get Suspicious and Peaches Pick Their Own Dang Selves.

FARMER STEVE SITS ATOP his gigantic rickety tractor.  Scans the crops with one eye.  Studies a nimbus cloud with the other.  He is all silence and a furrowed brow.  He is cogitating and formulating.  At last, he hollers the week’s … Continue reading

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Peaches, Apples, Vegetables, and the First Cider of the Year.

WHO IS THE BEST PERSON to be stuck on a desert island with?  A dreamy star like Burt Reynolds or Bo Derek?  A brilliant doctor to save you from mosquito bites?  A Wall Street attorney to help you milk that … Continue reading

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You Can Too!  Create Your Own Fruit & Veggie Fantasy Worlds with the Latest Fresh Crops.

OK, FOLKS.  Time to let your inner children run free in the toy store of crop country.  Farmer Allie has opened the VEGGIE FIELDS for picking, so you can pick all the specimens you need to create edible fantasy worlds … Continue reading

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Peach Picking Begins with 26 Jars of Whoopass and a $10 Special on ‘Creek Crates.

DEAR FARM FANS:  Everybody’s great.  Everyone gets a trophy.  As it is in life, so it is on the farm.  But peach season has begun and, truth be told, some of you will come out ahead while some of you … Continue reading

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