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Tomato 🍅 Meeting Tonight Will Pinpoint Mass Ripening Date; Peppers, Peaches, Corn, Lettuce, Flowers, Herbs Roll On.
DEAR FARMKETEERS: Four years ago today, the tomatoes of Indian Creek convened a plenary session. It was a gathering without precedent in their inchoate tomatocracy. Even elders and youngsters were consulted. You see, the weather had lost its way. Chilly … Continue reading
DEAREST ‘CREEKNIKS: First, we bring you a “first” – a brand new crop. It’s called corn. You’ve probably heard of it, but it’s new to us. We’re growing our own sweet corn for the first time thanks to The Dusky. … Continue reading
Sunday Garlic Party Needs You; Exercise Your Power to Impeach; Baby Porcupine Devours Fresh Dead Peach Tree; Donuts.
DEAR ‘CREEKNIKS: Donald J., Professor Emeritus of Trump University College of Law, teaches us that he has “complete power to pardon” himself and his family. He failed to mention that YOU have the complete power to impeach. That’s right – … Continue reading
DEAR FARMKETEERS: You know what time it is. It’s THAT time. The one day every year when you let the barnyard beasts host open mic on your family heirloom instruments. Do we hear The Hen of Plenty?! Why yes we … Continue reading
Order Fruit Trees Now for Spring Planting; Hot Winter Fruit Forecast; and, a Big Win for Conservation in Our Neighborhood.
DEAR ‘CREEKNIKS: Times like these call for brilliant new ideas. Fearless innovation. Fresh thinking. Bold moves. So maybe this will be the year you do it: You will secede from the Union and start your own little country. Where every … Continue reading
The Devilishly Handsome Farmers of Finger Lakes Orchard Country Say, “If Not For the Apple, We’d Still Be Stuck in Eden (Without Fig Bikinis).”
FAITHFUL FARMKETEERS: We celebrate the apple. We lean and loaf at our ease, crunching and munching on mutsus. And we wonder aloud, “What shall we send to our loved ones? How shall we say Happle Holidays?” We shall ship them … Continue reading
GENTLE ‘CREEKNIKS: You have no idea how bleeping good it is. Roasted acorn squash is some bleepety bleep squash. You simply cut it in half and roast it face-down. Acorn squash is a naturally sweet food. You don’t even need … Continue reading
DEAR FARMKETEERS: There are more kinds of psychotherapy than there are dubious critters in the U.S. Congress. You got cognitive behavioral therapy, humanistic therapy, rational emotive therapy, group therapy. Psychoanalysis. Even retail therapy. We are licensed to practice donut therapy. … Continue reading
Last Weekend of Fresh Donuts, Last Chance to Pick Apples, and a Sale on Bulk Cider (for Making Your Own Booze Basically).
LOYAL FARMKETEERS, welcome to the 2016 Presidential Election Issue of Crop Alerts & Farm Buzz. In our country of 320 million people, it has boiled down (some might say melted down) to two individuals. Two out of 320,000,000. And soon … Continue reading
Come Dressed to Pick & Play! Wizarding Weekend Downtown and On the Farm; Pumpkin Sales and Apple Picking Rush to Finale.
DEAR FARMKETEERS: Abra cadabra… Harrius doublus! Poof, now you have twice as much Harry Potter. This Saturday and Sunday, the farm will be pottering proper. (If you can’t bear to hear more about that snide little pagan Potter, skip to … Continue reading