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The Devilishly Handsome Farmers of Finger Lakes Orchard Country Say, “If Not For the Apple, We’d Still Be Stuck in Eden (Without Fig Bikinis).”
FAITHFUL FARMKETEERS: We celebrate the apple. We lean and loaf at our ease, crunching and munching on mutsus. And we wonder aloud, “What shall we send to our loved ones? How shall we say Happle Holidays?” We shall ship them … Continue reading
GENTLE ‘CREEKNIKS: You have no idea how bleeping good it is. Roasted acorn squash is some bleepety bleep squash. You simply cut it in half and roast it face-down. Acorn squash is a naturally sweet food. You don’t even need … Continue reading
DEAR FARMKETEERS: There are more kinds of psychotherapy than there are dubious critters in the U.S. Congress. You got cognitive behavioral therapy, humanistic therapy, rational emotive therapy, group therapy. Psychoanalysis. Even retail therapy. We are licensed to practice donut therapy. … Continue reading
Last Weekend of Fresh Donuts, Last Chance to Pick Apples, and a Sale on Bulk Cider (for Making Your Own Booze Basically).
LOYAL FARMKETEERS, welcome to the 2016 Presidential Election Issue of Crop Alerts & Farm Buzz. In our country of 320 million people, it has boiled down (some might say melted down) to two individuals. Two out of 320,000,000. And soon … Continue reading
Come Dressed to Pick & Play! Wizarding Weekend Downtown and On the Farm; Pumpkin Sales and Apple Picking Rush to Finale.
DEAR FARMKETEERS: Abra cadabra… Harrius doublus! Poof, now you have twice as much Harry Potter. This Saturday and Sunday, the farm will be pottering proper. (If you can’t bear to hear more about that snide little pagan Potter, skip to … Continue reading
EVERY HARVEST SEASON, foodies come out of their kitchens to kibbitz in Franglish (terroir, anyone?) and gossip about pairings. “This booze gels with that bologna. This Velveeta shines with that saltine.” It’s a heady business. If you can stomach it. … Continue reading
The Pumpkin Patch Has Twins While Mutsus Get the Greenlight; You Can Pick Green Pumpkin-Sized Apples, Famous for Eating & Pies.
DEAR FARMKETEERS: The changing light of autumn focuses the brain. Simplifies the message. Distills the plan. Time to pick apples. Time to pick pumpkins. Both are abundant and ready for you. Distractions can wait. The harvest won’t. Please come pick … Continue reading
LOYAL FARMKETEERS: Remember how we lost the entire peach, plum, and apricot crop this year? It hurt. But you have rallied to salvage the season by coming to the farm for apples, pumpkins, cider, and donuts. We need a few … Continue reading
DEAR FARMKETEERS: Water levels are historically low, but The ‘Creek is running all the way downtown. That’s right, our unruly band of farmhands and ciderlings will be at the 34th Apple Harvest Festival on the Ithaca Commons, Friday through Sunday! … Continue reading
DEAR CREEKNIKS, this Fresh Crop Alert is sponsored by the autumnal equinox. Such a lovely word, equinox. Tacked on the end is nox, night. But the dark times are not yet nigh. And they are farther still if you expaaaaand … Continue reading