Crop Alerts & Farm Buzz
Yearly Archives: 2020
Paddleberries in a Heat Wave! First American Farm to Publish a Modern Day Almanac Packed with Expert & Practical Psychobabble; U-Pick Raspberry & Flower Surge; Last Strawbs to Mop.
– SUMMARY – Farm is open 7 days a week 9:00 to 6:00 rain or shine • Pick raspberries now • Pick flowers now • Pick strawberry stragglers now (if you can find any) • Fresh donuts Friday, Saturday & … Continue reading
On America’s 244th Berrythday, You Can Pick the Last Strawberries, First Raspberries, Fresh Donuts; Also, a Shocking Truth Revealed – Where Do the Strawberries Go?
DEAREST FARMKETEERS, this is the state of things: Your elected officials have their heads in the sand; many fellow citizens have their heads in their hands; the meteorologists have their heads in the clouds; and, the astronomers have their heads … Continue reading
When Life Hands You Lemons, Pick Strawberries; Also Eat Donuts, Slurp Slushees, and Sauté Scapes; All While Wearing a Mask and Staying 1,828,000,000 Nanometers (6 Feet) Apart; Ready Go.
BELOVED FARMKETEERS: Aloha from the Fairy Kingdom of Strawberristan! Where daiquiris flow like fake news in a baroque oligarchy. Yes, the farm is open, this is the first Fresh Crop Alert of the year, and you can pick your own … Continue reading