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High Apple Season Kicks Off with Empire, Fuji, Macoun and Cortland.

BRITISH PEOPLE ARE such badasses.  They bite into scarred and scabby apples as readily as they levy taxes on overseas colonies. They festishize the pippins and russets and kernels.  A gnarly, busted up skin is believed to reveal an Old-World … Continue reading

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Find Your Thrill on Strawberry Hill, and on Face-bock-bock.

TO A STRAWBERRY, you are Godzilla.  You stomp and chomp with great smashing and gnashing.  But the berries like it.  They love it.  They live for it. They celebrate strawberry season as the time to embrace the ultimate fate of … Continue reading

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